Sunday, July 29, 2007

Sunday, July 29 in the news.....

  • The best defence takes on the best attack in the tournament as Iraq and Saudi Arabia play off for the region's premier soccer crown in the Asian Cup final Sunday night. It is predicted that Iraq's hard fought efforts in defence against infiltrating Saudi attackers are likely to end in failure and cause in-fighting amongst Iraq's players.

  • Police closed streets near London's Canary Wharf financial district today after an unexploded German flying bomb from World War II was found on a construction site. Bomb disposal experts were called in to make the V1 missile safe after it was unearthed close to the east London complex that houses 80,000 office workers during the working week. 5 Germans in their 90s were arrested on suspicion of terror.

  • Insurgents dressed as women have killed at least three soldiers in an attack on an Iraqi army checkpoint west of the northern oil hub of Kirkuk today, security officials said. Progressives have used the strike as another need for reform of the Islamic dress code, as the Western oriented 'oh fuck you're fucking disgusting you ugly bitch' would have foiled such plans ahead of time.