Sunday, June 10 in the news....
- President George W. Bush said on Saturday he felt "awe" in the presence of Pope Benedict, who urged him to seek "regional and negotiated" solutions to Middle East conflicts like Iraq. When asked if he would ever feel like that in front of anyone else, Bush said, "Yes. Shrek."
- Tony Blair told Vladimir Putin yesterday that the world was becoming more and more afraid of Russia’s behaviour at home and abroad. In response Putin twiddled his fingers together and responded with "Exxxcceeellllent."
- A Los Angeles judge has ordered a screaming and crying Paris Hilton back to jail to finish a sentence for probation violation, overturning a decision by the LA Sheriff's Department to have the celebrity heiress serve the sentence at home for medical reasons. Screaming "Mom, Mom, it's not right," a dishevelled Hilton was taken away from the courtroom. To ease her state of mind her mum handed her her favourite blanket and the dildo she sleeps with.
