Saturday, August 4 in the news....
- A man called Moses who tried to part the waters of an Idaho creek for a real estate development project violated the Clean Water Act and should go to prison, a federal appeals court ruled today. The judge presiding over it was the honorable Pharaoh.
- The South Sydney Rabbitohs rugby team tough men headed by John Sattler say they were stunned by part-owner and Oscar winner Russell Crowe's attempt to revive the club by telling players he loved them. "It's a lot of bullshit," Sattler said, "but none of these guys are built like some pissant concierge in New York, so regardless of what they do he's gonna love them".
