Friday, August 17 in the news....
- Contractual obligations mean the Federal Government is promoting a sports drink criticised by health experts. Gatorade has been identified by dentists and nutritionists as rotting children's teeth and contributing to childhood obesity. The sports drink was made famous by Michael Jordan in the 1990's, which means Aussie children on the playground are drinking Gatorade then sticking their tongues out, knocking their opponent out with their breath, then falling flat on their chubby faces before reaching the hoop for a dunk.
