Sunday, September 20, 2009

Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism

Exhibit #26 - Treaty, yeah!

Jamie
In Australia, I learnt today, Liquorland opens at 9 AM, on a Sunday.

Josh
liquor stores in Tennessee aren't open at all on sunday

Jamie
Yeah I said to the local chick today, this is Australia, some go to church, others go to Liquorland
I hooked up an Abo for his tawny port, 13 dollar cheap goon bag wine
He was 30 cents short, before he took it back I stepped up to the plate in my charity drive. You won't see me at the Children's Hospital come Christmas, but a local Abo need some money for grog? I'm Santa.


Josh
god bless you

Jamie
He patted me on the shoulder, and now he has my back!
He was already cut, could smell it on his breath, some nasty cheap shit, he tried reading my name on my company shirt, he fell short, so I spelled it for him.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Conversations Between New South Wales and South Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism

Exhibit #3 - Then the angel said to me, "The waters you saw, where the prostitute sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations and languages. The beast and the ten horns you saw will hate the prostitute. They will bring her to ruin and leave her naked; they will eat her flesh and burn her with fire. For God has put it into their hearts to accomplish his purpose by agreeing to give the beast their power to rule, until God's words are fulfilled. The woman you saw is the great city that rules over the kings of the earth."

Jamie
Terminator 2 changed me, it was that movie that spoke to things school wasn't teaching me, it dislocated me from my reality a bit, it helped

Blake
All i saw was a damn fine action movie

Jamie
That it was. That it was.

Blake
arnie at his best although i think predator has almost the same amount of arnieness

Jamie
Predator rocks, and so does Red Heat and Raw Deal

Blake
he and carl weathers having the flex off just made it in the annals of beefcake awesome

Jamie
Yeah. So roided up

Blake
it gets results

Jamie
Indeed

Blake
and those results are tiny balls

Jamie
miniscule