Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #19 - Let Us Trade By The Promises Broken
Jamie
so did you tell me you were at traffic court while the judge was giving your sentence?
Josh
no
I told you that whilst waiting in the room
there were around 40 total cases
Jamie
You are like China over there
I don't go to court for that s**t, pay a fine
Josh
I got traffic school
so it doesn't go on my record
Jamie
F**kin' commies
And we drive on the proper side of the road here, you people are weird, go to Britain or here and you'll learn
Josh
yeah...
Jamie
I feel so at home seeing Britain, it's like the motherland! They are exactly like us but a bigger stronger and somewhat f**ked up version
Josh
and rainier
Jamie
yeah! They rained out the third test of The Ashes, we're not happy, they need f**king domes over their cricket grounds
It's freakin summer over there and they rain out a third test?
Josh
cricket is gay
Jamie
you copied from it to make baseball, you just didn't play cricket cause we hated you
Josh
ok
Jamie
Yeah bitch! Americans weren't popular with the British Empire
Exhibit #20 - Accademia di Belle Arti Firenze
Jamie
you're so spontaneous with your mastery of the english language!
Jason
New Englander learned long ago not to waste things.
Jamie
Like abandoning the Empire?
Jason
HELL YEAH! Unfortunately, New Englanders got soft when they embraced liberalism.
Jamie
You're a typical bunch of Poms
Jason
um...Poms? Sorry, what is that?
Jamie
Okay New Poms then.
Jason
umm...ok
Jamie
You put New in front of everything
Jason
yeah, ozzies put shrimp on their barbees
Jamie
How is Paul Hogan, treating him well?
Jason
I don't know, don't you know him personally?
Jamie
Nah he left. Went to the States, but you only had an affair with him, and he wound up in divorce court as a defacto American, he stayed.
Jamie
so did you tell me you were at traffic court while the judge was giving your sentence?
Josh
no
I told you that whilst waiting in the room
there were around 40 total cases
Jamie
You are like China over there
I don't go to court for that s**t, pay a fine
Josh
I got traffic school
so it doesn't go on my record
Jamie
F**kin' commies
And we drive on the proper side of the road here, you people are weird, go to Britain or here and you'll learn
Josh
yeah...
Jamie
I feel so at home seeing Britain, it's like the motherland! They are exactly like us but a bigger stronger and somewhat f**ked up version
Josh
and rainier
Jamie
yeah! They rained out the third test of The Ashes, we're not happy, they need f**king domes over their cricket grounds
It's freakin summer over there and they rain out a third test?
Josh
cricket is gay
Jamie
you copied from it to make baseball, you just didn't play cricket cause we hated you
Josh
ok
Jamie
Yeah bitch! Americans weren't popular with the British Empire
Exhibit #20 - Accademia di Belle Arti Firenze
Jamie
you're so spontaneous with your mastery of the english language!
Jason
New Englander learned long ago not to waste things.
Jamie
Like abandoning the Empire?
Jason
HELL YEAH! Unfortunately, New Englanders got soft when they embraced liberalism.
Jamie
You're a typical bunch of Poms
Jason
um...Poms? Sorry, what is that?
Jamie
Okay New Poms then.
Jason
umm...ok
Jamie
You put New in front of everything
Jason
yeah, ozzies put shrimp on their barbees
Jamie
How is Paul Hogan, treating him well?
Jason
I don't know, don't you know him personally?
Jamie
Nah he left. Went to the States, but you only had an affair with him, and he wound up in divorce court as a defacto American, he stayed.
