Sunday, August 16, 2009

Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism

Exhibit #23 - Some people are like seed along the path, where the word is sown. As soon as they hear it, Satan comes and takes away the word that was sown in them.

Josh
Titans game is on in an hour

Jamie
That sounds good if I gave a shit about American football

Josh
Fag

Jamie
We don't inject roids up the butt here

Josh
Of course you dont

Jamie
You should watch an Aussie Rules game one weekend since it's free now, instead of being another Ignorant American

Josh
Okay

Jamie
I knew that would rile the Ron Paul inside of you

Josh
Uh huh


Exhibit #24 - Again Jesus began to teach by the lake. The crowd that gathered around him was so large that he got into a boat and sat in it out on the lake


Josh
Football time!

Jamie
Not for me. What are your plans, got food and drinks ready? That's a must.
I went the Coke and pizza from Marcellina's, topped off with a cornetto, not sure if you get them, but like ice cream in a sugar cone, don't get much better


Josh
I ate some shrimp and grits about 30 mins ago

Jamie
soooooooo redneck