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About Me
- Name: The Mad Aussie
- Location: Australia
Influences - Ted Bullpit, Paul Hogan, Alex P. Keaton, Dennis Miller, Rob Sitch, Tony Martin.
About Me
- Name: The Mad Aussie
- Location: Australia
Influences - Ted Bullpit, Paul Hogan, Alex P. Keaton, Dennis Miller, Rob Sitch, Tony Martin.
"I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes although I'm gonna be on for an hour."
-- Richard Pryor
"Don't applaud that! Applaud my idiocy."
-- Conan O'Brien
"It's hard for me to get too serious. My motto is we're all going to be dead sometime, so relax."
-- Dave Hughes
"I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business."
-- Paul Hogan
"There is no off position on the genius switch."
-- David Letterman
"I noticed that what you could say I was saying, even though I'm not saying it on purpose, is that the world is insane."
-- Steven Wright
"Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing."
-- Chris Rock
"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
-- Sam Kinison
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
-- George Carlin
"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
-- Chevy Chase
"Have a little fun."
-- Eddie Murphy
If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Hebrews 13:2
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