Friday, August 21, 2009

Conversations Between New South Wales and South Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism

Exhibit #2 - Freight Train Heart

Blake
Remember that in all things you do the root cause is concerned with your swinging sausage
thats right i have become a feminist


Jamie
oh no
It was the Ace of Base wasn't it


Blake
i realise that beneath every thought was the realisation that i wish i could crack macadamia nuts with my wang
Either that or i have been drinking Listerine again.


Jamie
its got some alcohol in it, but leave that for the Saudis, they get desperate

Blake
I hear they are dryer than Dicky Dawkins wives.
Inglourious Basterds comes out in a couple of days so its all good


Jamie
yeah I want to see that, Tarantino told the Jewish studio execs that it's okay to pick on Germans now. I'm sure that will work out nice for them.

Blake
it will kick much ass