Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #25 - A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked. For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the LORD upholdeth the righteous. The LORD knoweth the days of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever. They shall not be ashamed in the evil time: and in the days of famine they shall be satisfied. But the wicked shall perish, and the enemies of the LORD shall be as the fat of lambs: they shall consume; into smoke shall they consume away.The wicked borroweth, and payeth not again: but the righteous sheweth mercy, and giveth. For such as be blessed of him shall inherit the earth; and they that be cursed of him shall be cut off.5:40pm Jamie
Oh you're here. How about that. Josh usually gives me a heads up and dares me. But he's a banksta these days. Changes!Vox
.....6:11pm Jamie
You still here? That's gotta be a record.Vox
.....6:57pm Jamie
I'm certifying the record now.
If Guinness calls.Vox
.....7:05pm Jamie
They will. I hear the phone now.
It was marketers. Soon. Guinness.Vox
.....7:15pm Jamie
Wow. Just wow. Like Usain Bolt.
Conversations Between New South Wales and South Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #2 - Freight Train HeartBlake
Remember that in all things you do the root cause is concerned with your swinging sausage
thats right i have become a feministJamie
oh no
It was the Ace of Base wasn't itBlake
i realise that beneath every thought was the realisation that i wish i could crack macadamia nuts with my wang
Either that or i have been drinking Listerine again.Jamie
its got some alcohol in it, but leave that for the Saudis, they get desperateBlake
I hear they are dryer than Dicky Dawkins wives.
Inglourious Basterds comes out in a couple of days so its all goodJamie
yeah I want to see that, Tarantino told the Jewish studio execs that it's okay to pick on Germans now. I'm sure that will work out nice for them.Blake
it will kick much ass
Conversations Between Canada and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #1 - Hail our Great Queen in her regalia; One foot in Canada, the other in Australia.Jamie
I figure with the amount of work I'm doing the response is already under way, plenty of the basketball players I love work way harder than I am just starting to do, every daySarah
That's normal for pro-athletes. Usain Bolt!Jamie
Yeah, they look great. I don't want to work that hard, but wouldn't mind some of that conditioning, in body and faceSarah
You'd be hotter than a roasted butt of hamJamie
Wow, that's hot
Conversations Between New South Wales and South Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #1 - Nationalism is both a vital medicine and a dangerous drugBlake
...in the words of the simpsons "God bless the pagans"Jamie
haha
I'm totally hammered sorryBlake
kick assLater on.....
Jamie
I'm sobering up, about to go back to bed. Man I will regret this later on today, right now I don't care.Blake
true
I just had a bacon and egg roll and it did me wondersJamie
I'm gettin' Red Rooster laterBlake
red rooster is good
make sure you get some pinapple fritters and kick ass BBQ chickenJamie
oh man pineapple fritters, how Aussie are we?Blake
about 8.432 out of ten
unless you are wearing footy socks and a blue singlet
then you move to 9.172Jamie
Dammit.
Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #23 - Some people are like seed along the path, where the word is sown. As soon as they hear it, Satan comes and takes away the word that was sown in them.Josh
Titans game is on in an hourJamie
That sounds good if I gave a shit about American footballJosh
FagJamie
We don't inject roids up the butt hereJosh
Of course you dontJamie
You should watch an Aussie Rules game one weekend since it's free now, instead of being another Ignorant AmericanJosh
OkayJamie
I knew that would rile the Ron Paul inside of youJosh
Uh huhExhibit #24 - Again Jesus began to teach by the lake. The crowd that gathered around him was so large that he got into a boat and sat in it out on the lake Josh
Football time!Jamie
Not for me. What are your plans, got food and drinks ready? That's a must.
I went the Coke and pizza from Marcellina's, topped off with a cornetto, not sure if you get them, but like ice cream in a sugar cone, don't get much betterJosh
I ate some shrimp and grits about 30 mins agoJamie
soooooooo redneck
Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #21 - Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? Bruce
I see you!Jamie
That's cool, you've probably got work to do, I just wanted to let you know that since you're my token Jewish Facebook Friend I take great liberty at thinking of insults that are not directly derived from Life Of Brian, and I look forward to using whatever my mind comes up with.Bruce
I appreciate that.Jamie
No worries, hook nose.Bruce
anyway ... yeah ... i need to go
hehJamie
later, heebBruce
laterzJamie
I love this already!
Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #19 - Let Us Trade By The Promises BrokenJamie
so did you tell me you were at traffic court while the judge was giving your sentence?Josh
no
I told you that whilst waiting in the room
there were around 40 total casesJamie
You are like China over there
I don't go to court for that s**t, pay a fineJosh
I got traffic school
so it doesn't go on my recordJamie
F**kin' commies
And we drive on the proper side of the road here, you people are weird, go to Britain or here and you'll learnJosh
yeah...Jamie
I feel so at home seeing Britain, it's like the motherland! They are exactly like us but a bigger stronger and somewhat f**ked up versionJosh
and rainierJamie
yeah! They rained out the third test of The Ashes, we're not happy, they need f**king domes over their cricket grounds
It's freakin summer over there and they rain out a third test?Josh
cricket is gayJamie
you copied from it to make baseball, you just didn't play cricket cause we hated youJosh
okJamie
Yeah bitch! Americans weren't popular with the British EmpireExhibit #20 - Accademia di Belle Arti FirenzeJamie
you're so spontaneous with your mastery of the english language!Jason
New Englander learned long ago not to waste things.Jamie
Like abandoning the Empire?Jason
HELL YEAH! Unfortunately, New Englanders got soft when they embraced liberalism.Jamie
You're a typical bunch of PomsJason
um...Poms? Sorry, what is that?Jamie
Okay New Poms then.Jason
umm...okJamie
You put New in front of everythingJason
yeah, ozzies put shrimp on their barbeesJamie
How is Paul Hogan, treating him well?Jason
I don't know, don't you know him personally?Jamie
Nah he left. Went to the States, but you only had an affair with him, and he wound up in divorce court as a defacto American, he stayed.
Conversations Between America and Australia: An Expedition to Civilisation's Cultural Culmination through Westernism
Exhibit #13 - The Cloned Path Of CelebrityJamie
I started watching Road Trip Beer Pong here, not sure what to think so farJosh
Never seen itJamie
So far the skinny guy is back, and they have a total Ashton Kutcher looking hack in Stifler's role, right down to the GQ beardJosh
Uh huhJamie
It's disgusting how far they'll go to replicate Ashton Kutcher, I actually thought it was him at firstJosh
Isn't he still doing movies?Jamie
Oh and I just realised, the lead actor is a Hayden Christensen hack. They're going for an Elvis performance at Vegas with a second Road Trip movie, I guess movies can do thatJosh
They canJamie
Ashton wouldn't do this with his big Twitter celeb now, it's a sequel to a middle of the road teen movie, he would laugh if handed the script
But not his look-a-like, oh noJosh
You're not a big twitter celeb
Although bogut does talk to youJamie
Yeah, how much do I f**king rock, the BOGEYMAN.Exhibit #14 - An Alert Travels From Hesperia's Forbidden FieldsJamie
Oh before I forget, this blog is the main Aussie libertarian blog http://blog.libertarian.org.au/ Vox might be interested in it, they recently reviewed Jonah Goldberg's book too, of which I participated in the comments thereSpacebunny
Cool, thanks, I'll check it outJamie
If I was sending that to Vox I'd prefer a remote-controlled four wheeler I can zoom into his quarters with a big sign and a painted middle finger on it, with the link below. That should get his attention.Spacebunny
you might be surprised...Jamie
Circle it around... add some nerf rockets to it....Spacebunny
now you're talkin'Exhibit #15 - The Scots at Culloden. The British at Bunker Hill. The French at Waterloo.Nathan
Julie got an Iphone.
my world is collapsing around meJamie
ah, Joe Farah got one too, his was the coolest revelation "Papa got a brand new iphone"Nathan
how embarassing.Jamie
Joe Farah is style baby! He dyes the mo and lets the rest greyNathan
you love mustache menJamie
that's a heck of a moustacheExhibit #16 - Sloth And Excess Reign Across The Land Of The VictoriousJamie
I just heated up some pizza from last nightLarry
ah... sounds good. I'm very full from my quesadillas.Jamie
what are theyLarry
A quesadiila?Jamie
we don't do mexican here, hardly anyone has heard of mexicanLarry
It'a tortilla with cheese and in this case chicken.Jamie
what's a tortillaLarry
a tortilla is a flat round piece of bread.Jamie
okay like a pita bread?Larry
noo.. flatterJamie
must be pretty flatLarry
very
you think you want to get fat on American fast food?
NOOO you want to get fat on Mexican foodJamie
I don't know. they're not exactly my vision of USA fatnessLarry
seriously... you'll go nuts for mexican foodJamie
yeah but it's not yank shit, I don't see fat Mexicans, I see fat Anglo-Saxons